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    Sunday, 15 July 2018

    School head takes juvenile lovers to Lake Mutirikwi

    Hoth always says Regai Dzive Shiri, mazai haana muto aya.  Please allow these little hatchlings to grow. These birdlings must be allowed to grow more stuff before you feast on them. Mr School head please allow these hatchlings to get beefy.
    Munodyirei ko zvinhu svisina muto nhai head? You need some soup.
    There is this headmaster at a Police or is it a military high school in Masvingo. Oh yes Captain Farai! How are you Mr Farai?
    Ben and Betties are running, they are running. Benny and Betty are jumping, they are jumping! Kwaaa.
    This stout, short headmaster with big eyes has become notorious for dating little Ben and Betty. He takes them to Lake Mcliwane and Great Zimbabwe Ruins where he spoils them. He likes prefects and head girls.
    Anojabula nezvima Ben! Hezvoo.
    Manje KuArmy nekumapurisa havajaidzi. Recently they called him for a hearing. The boss, kana ndichiti boss ndinoreva mashefu chaiwo ane dzinorembera then called one of Captain Farai's girlfriends, a girl who had just finished her O levels on the phone and asked Captain Farai to speak to her.
    The phone was put on loud. Oblivious of the situation, the little girl rushed into love tones. Ko warova sei kudai dear? I miss Lake Macliwane and Great Zimbabwe. Where is my Chicken Slice? Chasura!
    What more evidence do you need? Ndizvo zvinoitwa matare emasoja izvozvo. They don't go round and round like a wheel. If they say shoot, kutodambura musoro chaiko. Kkkkk 2018 Erections! Nhaka zvangu!
    It is not right Captain Farai to feast on birdlings that do not even have a feather. Kudya zvinhu zvisina kana mvere, kana mvindi kkk kana vhudzi, puuu!
    Oh yes, I mean you Captain Farai who hails from kwahunopisa uroyi, ehezve rinopisa.
    How are you all gunners at 4.2 in Gutu, 4.3 in Chiredzi and of course 4.1 in Masvingo? Masoja! How are all our schools, both primary and secondary.
    So these girls are grilled to think that if they are at a military or Police school, they take orders like soldiers or Policemen. They carry out the orders even if the orders go beneath the petticoat.
    Recently Captain Farai was sending ecocash to this girl at the school, call her Flower. And they were seen strolling at the Lake with the secondary school girl firmly holding Captain Farai's hands as they strolled along the Lake.
     Ehe kamwana kainge kakabata ruoko rwahead kunge kaitya kuti mukuru wechikoro angango rasika.
    Flower was in knickers while the Captain was in his red shorts!
    Ucharumwa nenyoka kuLake ikoko Flower. There are big black ones that have misoro mitsvuku, imhosva yako.
    In 2016, Captain Farai was dating Precious; in 2017 it was Michelle and now it's Flower. Ndati regai dzive shiri varume.
    And the school teachers see all this and they keep their mouth zipped. If they say anything they are in trouble. Ndepema orders ka apa.
    Flower has become so powerful in the school she is untouchable.
    She suffers from sexually transmitted Power!
    Ichoooo!
    CEO, madam treasurer squander Council money in lodges
    Ret Colonel Kudzayi Mbudzi may not be interred at Heroes Acre but he indeed was a philosopher. Changa chiri chitopota! He said that power is being sexually transmitted in Zimbabwe. Indeed it is; from hubby to wife, from prophet to prophetess, from CEO to concubine etcetera etcetera etcetear kkk!
    Charova Chirwere chisingarapiki!
    Oh yes makadiiko kuMidlands uko; ko paShurugwi, Zvishavane, Gweru, Gogwe? Ko kuzoti pedu paTongoita standing apa? Kwa-a nhaka zvangu nechakapedza mbudzi!
    Oh yes greetings from Hoth to you all throughout the Midlands Province; kumusha kweNgwena uko!
    Zvino kana Chief Executive Officer we council, wodanana na treasurer wecouncil pane chichabuda ipapa? And these two are the signatories. Chando chino, macheques achasainwa vanhu vari mumagumbeze zvokwadi. Chasura!
    Oh yes this is very very true! It's happening, the CEO and his treasurer are in a steamy relationship. Havasiyani, voita chaibvira mumba kkkk! Asi Hoth! Kuibvira mumba!
    Please don't ask me who this man is. Story yangozara nyika yose iyi including headoffice and you tell me you don't know him! Ehezve it is this man who is light in complexion, handsome (so they say) but very corrupt. Ihonye! Medium built, average height!
    True ehe ndiyeyezve, he drives around a sleek black 4x4 Hurukusi; kwaaa. Anoti kana achisvika paShurugwi apa unonzwa kuti Fasha, kuFashaira, kuFasha chaiko; nhaka zvangu! Chifasho, kafasho, svifasho, zvifasho ru..... kwaaa! hokoyo naHoth.
    Call him Flush therefore.
    The treasurer is this plump girl, just graduated from college. Flush salivated when she came for attachment. He then created a post, called for interviews, gave the plump girl answers to questions. Kkk kuita kumuvhurira.
    Vanovhurirana, oh yes its true even the doors to the car!
    By the way Handipo's program has been so steap, she is now driving her own car. Oh yes bottom power! Pamberi nebottom power!
    Call this girl Stella Handipo.
    Flush ndichamakuvangu, chamangwiza, chakwesha pacouncil. Kana chikakosora district yese inoita flue! Pakaipa.
    Yes these two are always seen driving around together in the sleek Hurukisi 4 x 4. They go to Selukwe, they go to Chachacha, they go to Salisbury but most importantly Gwelo.
    How are you Ladies and Gentleman at the Village Lodge? Muchengete makey edu emuexecutive room chando chino tiri kuuyako. Oh yes please keep the key to the executive room, we are there the whole weekend. No disturbances please, kana chikafu chese tinenge tichingodyira imomo.
    Hoth is told that this wicked concubine has become so powerful she makes all the decisions at council. Oh yes, as Mbudzi says, power was sexually transmitted. Get me right Hoth did not say the two had sex, he is merely saying that there was some sexual transmission. Of course Hoth knows the two book in lodges, Friday, Saturday, Sunday in the same executive room but the truth is that Hoth is not saying that they are having sex; no because Hoth haana kumbovaona, plus hapana pregasi!
    Hoth can only confirm that they are locked in there to transmit power from the man to the woman. Oh yes the woman is powerful and wherever energy and power are transmitted, there is sound, loud sound and waiters at the lodge can testify to this! Loud noise Kkkk. Ko munochemei?
    Tick tock tick tock; Mr Flush don't blame the snake in the garden of Eden when auditors come.
    Makadiiko kwaNhema uko? Josiah Tongogara is my hero!
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