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    Gweru sex worker in brisk pornography shooting business





    DON'T quote Hoth wrong! Hoth didn't say this is Zimasset, but well you may ask the architects of this blue print!
    Oh yes, at a tender age of 17, this trainee commercial sex worker is already making hundreds of dollars a day from her business. I mean this girl from Lalapanzi... kkkkk Rarapasi oh yes Lie Down!
    She is renting a mansion in Ascot and drives a cool white Marko 2. And this is just one-year into her business.
    She is indeed bright like the sun. Oh yes in Zulu they say Nomalanga.
    Asi Noma?
    Hoth hears that the girl is so innovative, she has carefully studied Zimasset guidelines and does not just sell raw material but has gone into value addition. Kwaaa, oh yes processing!
    Processing sex products!
    She takes men to her house in Ascot, young and old. Her interest is not just in the quality time but in the amounts. Oh yes because she sells the male eggs, oh yes sperms to traders who come all the way from Harare. She loves men who give her quantities! Varozvi vakapera nenda!
    She makes lots of money, it counts yes it's per ml. And every morning she collects them and pile them.
    Don't spoil yourself sweetie let me tuck away this dirty somewhere. Musafurirwa varume, zvinhu zviri kutengeswa izvo. Baba angu Chitova!
    And if you didn't know, there are cameras all over her rooms that film you in the act. That's called investment. Remember this is value addition so she sells your videos in the act to the rich and mighty.
    Her videos are called exclusive videos. Kwaaa made for the rich, kwete vana swederaiko tigarisane. She puts her male clients through all sexual positions and some think they are being loved.
    NO! That is for videos, value addition made to the specifications of clients.
    Kwaaa!
    How is Uptown dear? And how Bahadur? Hoth is here in Gweru to say. How are the Harare Parts?
    The cobra of Bikita
    Hoth has said it and said it repeatedly. Haikona kugara mega madzimai if you hold public offices. Get a partner for yourself, it helps, it moderates, it soothes and tantrums and emotions don't get the better of you.
    Hasha dzinowandisa vana officer-in-charge kana musina varume hedu! Kwaaa, makadii henyu kumugodhi we asbestos kuMashava?
    There is this thin dark woman at Country Growth Point who doesn't know the difference between policing and gangsterism. Oh yes this very thin and ugly woman. Kushata kunge munhu ari kudya sadza nenyuchi! Kkkkkkk.
    Kwakadiiko KwaNyika?
    Oh yes I mean this one who drives an Ipsam, ehezve uyu wokurambwa nemurume because akambodanana with this officer-in-charge. Yes she got divorce from this teacher. The bird flew away from her. Big bird Kkkkk. Kashiri, Chishiri, Svishiri, Zishiri. Nhaka zvangu Chasura! Chati bwegee! Kkkkkkk.
    Chakashata kunge mhungu. Yes she is as ugly as a cobra. Call her Mhungu or Cobra! Kanjani Mhungu?
    How is the King's hat, ehezve Ngundu yakadii? Ko handiti ndiro zita rengwani yamambo. Yakaendepi ko Ngundu. Kwaaa.
    Hoth is told kuti maingoti pesverere mucharge office imo muya, motoipfekedzwa Ngundu, Kwaaaa. Asi Cobra ka? Now you are always seething with anger because the King's hat is gone. Nothing to soothe you!
    But listen here, Cobra! Hoth has a beef with you because of your rascal behaviour in public. You insult, kick, flog, shout, assault, swear at people and even your juniors in public.
    Kuti wakaita sei? That's barbaric mhani Cobra!
    Ndiyani akakuudza kuti ndicho chipurisa ichocho? Haa tidzikamire apo? Gara kwazvo! To be a bully is not to be a Police officer. So you think you are an officer.
    Please vanahwindi at Nyika help this officer-in-charge get a helper, even a bus conductor! Kwaa.
    Kwakadii kuVID uko and this other unmarried female cop who goes around baring her floppy breasts on whatapp? Oh yes this one from the traffic section! Wegona Chitova!
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