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    MDC’s Jerera activist caught in bed with fellow member’s wife



    Nematambudziko veduwe afigwa haatarisiwi kumeso veduwee. No I am not talking about one of the most famous and controversial funerals in the world, kwai body yacho kunge kanjiva, mangwana apa nhasi apa masikati apa no I am talking about the latest, fresh rufu, gunyowani gwakaitika paZaka East.
    Deepest condolences to the MDC for the loss in Zaka East by erection (HOTH is not very good with spellings so please don’t judge, for you will be judged) mafreshest awa. The party that was formed by the late opposition icon was trounced by the ruining (I told you about spellings) party by 7119 to 1518 or if you want to be stubborn with numbers kubhora yainzi 5 nyaa, kwabodo, kwazii. Kureva kuti pa6 vaivhota one waive weMDC kkkk seka hako, restrategise guys, go back to the drawing board.
    Awa ndoanonzi mariro chaiwo kwete zvepa bru rufu izvo, kunouku MDC yakatovigwa, dead and buried.
    Surely how can the party win when its youth deputy of deputies who were supposed to be mobilising numbers in Zaka East were busy mobilising women for sex.
    When the ruining party was busy moving from door to door campaigning for the erection, MDC’s deputy of deputies was busy knocking door by door at fellow members’ wives asking for sex, kana ndimiwivo.
    Maita, Samaita, Mutasa, Mbizi, Tembo yangu yiyi. Hekani, Matendera; Ngwere; Nzuma isina nyanga; Manjenjenje; Ganda revasikana; Pasweziso, mombe yomuchena; Chinakiramatondo; Maruki; Musimira; Mapfaravara, Matungachuma; Mbaravazi; Manyere-nyere; Nyora dzenhurura; Mazambacheka; Mangarivari; Matoyameso. Kuziva zvayo, Mbizi Yakashonga mikonde sevakadzi.
    Rakadero rume reMDC, zirefu zidema (ndabva ndafunga Mai vaya vemurume wekumeula parufu kwaGutu) who goes by the name, Kendoro Chena Rigingson. Rabva kupakurigwa nemukadzi waMakhi murefu uyu anofarira kumwa Dragon and dons a box cut hairstyle.
    Madyira pazhe, chipazha mongo. Most of you know him now, he has a post in the Province of Masvingo as one of the youth deputy of deputies and owns a butchery.
    During the Zaka East erection he was driving around one of the big wigs in the party. Before I forget smuggling yakapera here nhai Maporisa kuSango Border Post uko.
    Rigingson met Mai Makhi during the foiled demonstrations that were organised by the MDC after Makhi was arrested and Rigingson as one of the deputy of deputies organised lawyers and the wife was bringing food kumusungwa. Madyira vakati nhai manjenje huya tipengesane and it was love at first sight.
    Rudo rwakatsva zvekudonhedza makozho mumba even after Makhi was released after the intervention of the Mayor (remember our Mayor is a lawyer of repute). Makhi is a kombi driver and he went back to his profession, sezvamunoziva kana ngoma yoririsa yoda kudambuka. It did not take long as last week the lovebirds were caught in the act in Makhi’s matrimonial bed. Asi  Rigingson usadaro zvokwadi.
    Musi uyu Makhi instead of taking the Kombi to the owner first before going home he decided to go home straight and lo and behold. Haano mashura padunhu.
    His wife was counting the roof trusses one, two three, four…while Rigingson was busy enjoying the forbidden fruit. Makhi locked the two inside and rushed to inform his wife at their butchery.
    When the two came back Rigngson had bolted out after axing the door and the gate and when Makhi reported the matter to the Police Rigingson had already hatched a plan, ndanga ndichida mari yangu yaakakwereta ari maUSA naikozvino haasati adzosa.
    Makhi nemapurisa ndiye tuzu and Rigingson was having the last laugh after only being charged with malicious damage to property.
    Rigingson is not only bedding Manjenjenje but anodanana nechichi chidhafu chitsvuku chinaku chinobika machips paJerera, ehe haana Tsitsi muyouth uyu.
    HOTH is informed that Rigingson has filed for damages against Makhi, $400 for falsely accusing him of bedding his wife, murombo haarovi chinenguvo varume.
    Uku mudzimai waRigingson anonzi Mai Anotidiii kwai vakapedzisiravo kare kuvona murume, vadova chirikadzi but vane murume, chavanongohwa izhowezhowe kuti murume wabatwa kwakati nhasi kwakati kunge kanjiva.
    Kwakadii nhai head teacher kwaChivi ward 6.
    Till next week makuhwa ngaatsve.
    P.S.Last week HOTH warned about Hererendaru Koriji and details are trickling in slowly but sure, mazita ema actors avapo, pavakazviitira pavapo. Koiwevo barber man usadaro iwe, nyarawo mhani that street is too busy mhani.
    #Masvingo Mirror#
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