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    Sunday, 8 September 2019

    Mucheke man caught in bed with friend’s wife


    Murume mukuru akadzungudza musoro adzungazve apo akaudzwa kuti ndokusungisa. Ziya rakati teu teu kunge munhu adigwa chirongo chose chemvura, magate 60 or 50 nhasi nemufana uya weku Mbaresburg zvangu.
    Mucheke will never cease to amaze especially kuD and it has been a long time since this place was visited although HOTH stays kumaGumtree near there ehe near there.
    Thank God chando chaenda veduwee, now we prepare for the rainy season, so as usual HOTH is open for donations to keep him out of danger of the vagaries of the weather. Remember global warming is upon us, Saikroni Idhai. Ane tuhembe, tuLotion, tuvhaserini, tumapatapata, tusambureni kana matende zvawo ngaauye, chidoko chirera muiri.
    Makadiiko bvumavaranda, Dhewa murozvi mukuru, aneganda remvura, I mean you who works at the courts, yes the Magistrates Courts in Masvingo, the ancient city, where everything began. Wezhira, wezhara, wezheve, wezhinji.
    Kwai noumwe toda yeJerera futi, don’t worry its coming soon, watch this space.
    This one happened recently in Mucheke D where the Court man lives, because of his status and the importance of the place that he works at where my bosses always frequent for good stories, HOTH has decided not to even attempt to name him, after all he is the aggrieved party.
    It was on a sunny Saturday and this mischievous youth kamufana kemabhurukwa ekurembera aka paYetso tips our Courtman that his wife is having a good time with his best friend, bhururu wake chaiye weku Church kumasowe uko mugomo, nhasi zvangu nemaSistetrs of Virtue.
    The man dashed home wanike haano mashura padunhu, his best friend is busy enjoying the forbidden fruit with his wife whom they sired six children together, now hameno kuti ndevake here.
    The wife’s legs ….oooh by the way this is a family paper, let’s leave it there.
    The Courtman could not gather enough strength to do anything, all he could say was, shaa ndaakukusuwa, ndine Chapter 5:11 and he collapsed.
    When he regained strenght the ‘friendmanboyfriend’ of his wife had gone, disappeared into thin air with onlookers gathered around the house.
    HOTH is told the Court man quietly listened to his wife’s story and he quickly forgave her and they are leaving as a happy couple, but there are rumours dzekuti murume arikuti the last born haisi yake.
    HOTH is informed that the adulterous pair are still seeing each other behind the back of the Court man, baba angu bonga iwe shiri inemuririwo wayo hairegi. Hekanhi Sahi , Vamushaya chinorashwa nyama tinodya,mukaka tinodya,ndove tinodzurudzuta mumba,nyanga tinoita gonan'ombe,dehwe tinogarira,muswe tinopumhisa. Maita vene vevanhu vakami vemukaka hekanhi mombe,mombe,mombe.
    Till next week makuhwa ngaatsve.
    #Masvingo Mirror#
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