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    Tuesday, 16 October 2018

    Cornered sex worker waves GZU student card


    Why do you do that Gono? I mean you gono, chirandu who drinks from this Mustaffi Bar just after Mucheke rank. PaMustaffi pamabhoni-bhoni apa ehe zve kumusha kwaMayor, first citizen of the City.
    True, I know there are millions of these gonos here in Masvingo but I mean this one who goes by the name Chomula. Kkk Chasura! Yes call him Chomu. He drinks zviSuper or Black Label. This is the Chomu who drives around in an old SDX with reg number AAA blah, blah,blah! Ehezve this Chomu who works for Zim nuts Insurance as an executive salesman. Kutoitavo title hombe; kwaa salary zero!
    Oh yes Zim nuts pays on commission only that’s why it’s called nuts; no new client, no commission and this means three months no pay. Please pay your workers Zim nuts and this also goes to all you insurance and all companies in Masvingo. Ehe kana Council please bhadharai vashandi.
    It’s not right to do slave trade this day and age. Musadye mega vakomana, kana iro Bhaibheri inga rinoti pay your servants!
    It’s true, so you think Hoth does’nt know the Bible? Open James 5 verse 4 and you can add two verses before and two others after. It says pay your wages; don’t spoil yourselves while your workers languish in poverty. Muchidhiraivha mazimota vashandi vachiyaura!
    Vakomana; oops nevasikana there will be gnashing of teeth pamazuva okupedzisira for those employers who are not paying wages. Ehe kuchava nekugedageda kwemeno; ndokunge muchinawo mazino acho pamunofa! It’s there in James 5 verse 3 and 4.
    So there was a nasty incident on Friday involving Chomu. Ehezve ndiye Chomu who once worked for this clothes shop, is it Topics, NBee; Truwoths? Chasura!
    By the way Hoth gathers that Chomu’s wife is a teacher in Mutoko so she came for a weekend just to be with her hubby; sorry to really be with her hubby. Nguva yanga yarebazve maiAshley kkkk! Zvinowanikwa vasikana!
    Oh yes you need your time Mai Ashley! Hoth empathises with you, two months muri mega kwaMutoko is not a joke! Ikozvino nga! Muna October. Since August here vasikana? Iye zvinhu zvekudaro hazvidi kudaro!
    Mai Ashley arrived at Croco Motors at 12 midnight. She was pregnant! Kkk pregnant with expectations to see her hubby. She had been sending messages updating him all the way from Harare. Kwaa
    Ndava MuHarare Baba Ash; Beatrice now. Ndapinda MuChivhu sweet, Mvuma Daddy! Pwaa!  Tollgate honie; ndaburuka paCroco Dzedzi; Dzedzi wangu ndati Croco Motors. 
    Wavepi Dzedzi kani kkk and  Dzedzi’s  phone is suddenly off! Varozvi vakapera nenda.
    Ma Ashley waited until 2pm and Chomu would not pitch up and she waved down a taxi to take her home kwaMucheke kumaBrigade; ko that’s where she and her bubby are staying at Chomu’s parents house.
    But as the taxi glided past the round about; ehezve pagedhi repaNdarama she sees the SDX parked in a dark corner. Stop, stop, stop. Fearing the worst she darted towards the car to find out if all was well with Baba Ash!
    Kupika naNhamo mwana waMuungani; Jameson wakanaka semukadzi handina kumboona zvakadaro. Kkkk asi baba Ashley??  Chikwari hachibvurirwi mumota baba Ashley! Pane vana!
    Chomu had some snooker sticks that were at the back of the car. Mai Ashley picked one; by the way snooker sticks are made from hard wood; kkkk actually mapositori anoti mushenjere. How are you mukarabwa Mafirakureva? Chitova, gumbo remombe kwaa!
    Pakarobwa munhu naMai Ashley. And if you see two snooker sticks breaking into pieces, paitwa basa. The girl pleaded for mercy; I am only a student at GZU kkk; baba angu Diro naidzo tambo dzemazamu idzodzo. Oh yes sex workers and GZU girls are worlds apart. You don’t need to be told that.
    My name is Nyaradzo!
    Hoth was there when this incident happened. By the way Hoth was going back to his dwellings at the Gumtrees when he came across the midnight incident. 
    After the thorough beating Chomu and the girl eventually told the truth. This is just a sex worker that Chomu has been dating for months. Please don’t rubbish GZU’s good name and good girls.  GZU ine zvana zvakabatana semutanda webhasikoro kwaa!
    Chomu spent two whole days sleeping. He only woke up on Sunday when his wife was returning to Mutoko.
    By the way his actual name must be Jakachira ehezve Olla Jakachira. Ehezve Olla who was once caught with a woman from Chiredzi and before that a short light skinned nurse who just completed her studies and is now at Masvingo Provincial. Asi Olla?
    Yes actually the sex worker’s name is Silence; kkk console; kkk; memorial (manyaradzo) kkkk. The surname is Pakaipa kkkk, oh yes its actually Chashata! Baba angu Jeta.
    Haa anyway Nyaradzo huya utore chinduwe chako chawakasiya mumota!


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