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    Saturday, 8 July 2017

    Priest caught pants down with married nurse



    Please, please give Hoth a break!
    Let's get it clear; there are certain totems that just cannot be priests! How surely can you recruit a Madyira or Gono for a priest? When we were in Grade one we said it can't and in church parlance it remains the same; it can't.
    Zvokwadi hazvigoni!
    Kutora Gono Matake moti aite Baba vezvemweya Kkkkkk! Hazvibude! Ko Chitova? Gegegege!
    Hoth haarambi kuti shungu dzeupriest dzinenge dziripo pana Madyira, asi bodozve mweya unoda asi nyama inoremerwa. KKKKKk. It's true that Madyira and Gono matake are very determined people but on this one ummmm; the spirit is weak pwaati.
    This selection criteria must stand; no Gono, no Chitova for priests. If it gets worse kana Mhofu naSave havafanirwi kuita futi! Munovaita kuti zvigodii?
    Vaira shoko hamuvaoni, ko vaira shiri vana Chasura, chati bwege, hamuvaoni, vaira Shumba, vaira Juru. It is only these totems that can be considered for priesthood. Yes its true; zviri nani! Even among Israel's 12 sons, there were descendants that God always appointed for certain tasks because certain weaknesses are inherent and hereditary.
    So there is this priest; oh yes very nice young man and very prayerful too. Yes he is based at this growth point in this very dry dry dry district. The district is named Sins; kkkk Zvivi in Shona. Ko iye ndiye aizodii? But how on earth can you name a whole land after Sins?
    Ehe tiise maoko ka, makadiiko Gono Matake? Moyo, vakatakatira nedzevamwe paruware kwaaa!
    Yes that's the priest's totem. By the way there is no one who chooses his totem so don't blame him. Vakazvarwa vakadaro! Hesi Baba Matake stays at the heart of this Sin Growth point.
    Musazviitisavozve imi, hamuzivi kuti baba vakakurira mutown muMasvingo! Kkkkkk!
    And then there is this mother who goes to AFM, mukoti yes she is a nurse. She is a great temptation; ndiwo muedzo mukuru mai ivo vaya ava!
    So on Saturday, she rocked around with the Pastor ooops priest until midnight. Yes I mean this nurse who works in the maternity wing at Sin Growth Point. Yes this Ndoro woman is scandalous! Ehezve chitsvuku chinakunaku chinoera Zhou ichi.
    Makadiiko Zhou Samanyanga? Kkk Madye mihwa, magutsa vana mhuka isina mushishi Pwaaati!
    Yes that's the woman, It's true she walks with crutches but still she goes for joy! Ehe kumushikashika. Baba angu Gudo!
    Yes that's the one; she is married to this prison guard. Isikopo dhonhoro mukadzi iye uya!
    Hear it from Hoth. She was caught at her gate with the Pastor! Oh yes, kuti inhema here it happened on Friday night. Ehezve the husband arrived there wanei haikona! Hove huru dzinodyira kwotonhorera. Pakaita batai-batai!
    Pakarohwa munhu!
    But kana nemiwo Pastor mungatoreravo guard jere here vakomana?
    Any way zvakaonekwa Gono, zvaonekwa Moyo
    Maita vanorera nherera nedzevamwe
    Vanoenda vachidzoka kunge huyo
    Chinondiona sechina meso
    Namangwana musanyara moyo!
    Pwaaati!
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