Hello Masvingo Big Sperm Donor! BSD pwaati!
Lest you say I didn't warn you! Inga I told you wani kuti hazvibhadhari zvokuzviita bhuru izvi.
Yes, Hoth said so because a bull has no post-sex responsibilities. A bull's is a knock and go job! Inonzi hameno ikoko.
But imimi Mhofu muri munhu ka, kana maita mabasa enyu hamungoyereri semvura yemunaSave isingadzoki.
You must come back to buy pampers Mhofu, you must pay fees and medical aid!
Hamungangoti chero pamabvisa bhurukwa mongosumuka muchienda njee! Hamudarozve nhai Mutenhesanwa, mutunhu une mago. You cannot have someone incubating over your eggs for nine months and then expect her to look after your hatchlings again.
Fokoro mhani Mhofu. Yasisi vaHoth inonoperera Kumaintenance.
Hoth is talking about this Big Sperm Donor. Uyuzve uyu Wodzvo kkkk. The man from Zvavahera under Chief Gutu.
Yes this Cassanova! Madzimai asina kumbochengeteswa mazai naye simudzai maoko tione! Nhaka zvangu nevarume vevanhu!
Yes, I mean this fridge mechanic. Kkkkkk. Oh yes, exactly! This man who works for this bottling company! Indeed he stays in West Suburb but works in Chiredzi. Ko ndiyeyezve. Baba angu Diro!
His wife is a teacher, oh yes along Mutare Road. Raphinos zve uyu! Varozvi vakapera nenda. Ehezve Raphinos Makoche-koche! He drives a white company truck.
Hoth has that all his child maintenance files have disappeared at Fort Victoria Magistrates' Court. Imi Clerk of Court vepaFort Victoria tiudzei kuti mafiles aRaphinos akaendepi? Yes hordes of women who received Raphinos' eggs are desperate; where have their child maintenance files gone to? Where are these files Mr Clerk of Court.
Uri sei hako Mr Sperm Donor; Pwaaati.
Ok back to the issue; Clerk of court mune nyaya imi, mafiles evana aripi? One woman has not been paid maintenance since 2012 because the file disappeared at the Clerk of Court's office! Clerk of Court tell me your problem, the case number is known but it is the file that grew legs.
Ko tinokuzivaizve mabasa enyu Mr Clerk of Court. Kkkkkk, when Hoth keeps quiet it doesn't mean he doesn't know! Tick tock tick tock. Every dog has its day. This is a promise!
And another woman who had two successful sperm donations from Rafinos was at the courts just last week demanding $45 per child. Yes, it's true Rafinos has stopped paying his dues! Asi nemiwo vasikana, how can you have two children with Raphinos. Kuita mwana wekutanga, modzokororwazve, baba angu gudo!
My gracious lord! Kwaaa.
Protectors just cost 6c Kkkkkkk!
Surely how can one make two mistakes with Raphinos
Hoth was just counting Rafinos' children! Neck on neck with Zuma, 17!! Pwaaati and how much do you earn Rafinos? Sure the files must disappear. In court you said $400; Chasura!
Raphinos has children in Beitbridge, Chiredzi, Chivhu, Chipinge; Masvingo hobhoo!
Makadiiko kwaMazambani uko, kuCourt uko nekuByword kwese uko!
Enkeeldoorn Pastor impregnates widow
Hoth is not shocked anymore! Ko ndiwo maitiro enyuka aya vafundisi!
Eish, this woman's hubby is not dead for a year and Rev you already involve her in reproductive education! Kutoitisa shirikadzi yemuridzi nhumbu wena! Kkkkk pane paungaisa chigunwe mukanwa chikabuda chiri dry?
Yes I am talking of this Pastor who works for the Method Church in Enkeldoorn! Kkkkkkkk
Yes, I mean you Paurosi, Reverend Paurosi. Makazviita ka!
There is this widow, this Prison guard who puts on a green uniform. Mugadhijerezve ehe. This one anofitwa nehembe fanika akashama uyu. Chasura! Oh yes this one who works in the prison dispensary department. Uri sei hako Bhabhu?
But haudaroso? Not before the stone unveiling of your hubby! Asi chii nhai?
Bhabhu does not even belong to the Method Church in Zimbabwe but she attends its all all-night prayers! Masikati haaonekwi muchurch asi kungoti usiku, she appears like an owl!
Hezvoka zvabuda! Chitumbu chenge baloona Kkkkkk! Mweya mutsvene here uyo nhai Pastor Paurosi? Kkkk
So Hoth hears Bhabhu would get into the church just for an hour, sing her heart out and sneak. Then Pastor Paurosi will disappear as well. This is no Mickey mouse business because Paurosi and Bhabhu would not be seen until the next day kkkkk.
Yes it's no Mickey Mouse business because mukaona panoita shirikadzi mwana imi ka imi kkkkk! So you think Hoth is lying?
Bhabhu kurura urove Pauros naro kumeso tione akaramba. Oh yes Paurosi would not refuse; deep down he knows he is the egg donor!! Yes Bhabhu can pull it down before a traditional court and hit Paurosi with it in his face.
Paurosi was so thrilled by Bhabhu that he bought her a car from Tanzania. Ko kuti inhema here, did you not meet Paurosi at Chirundu as he drove the car back? Rambaka tinzwe.
Anyway Hoth wants you to deliver that child at Karanda kkkkk nhaka zvangu. Oh yes Paurosi; Karanda is the best hospital. And if anyone thought that Dhoba was a name for film actors; it's not go to Chivhu.