It's too cold these days and HOTH has not been travelling much, ndakangoti muberere imomo maSiSk ndiye dhuma dhuma navaroyi. Was just looking for mushana because it's quite cold these days mumaGumtree umu.
Promises and Lies, promises and lies so goes the song by Unemployment Benefit 40 better known as UB40.
As HOTH was strolling around Sisk last week a crowd attracted my attention, chaunga mwana wamudhara, some ululating some whistling and others were regretting.
And as usual I dashed to the scene wanike haiwa ndiuyu mufirst year paBondorofi teacher training college ichi chakatinakeyi chinezvima hips, chinenge chinozora Movet yekutsvukisa iya.
I can see you are now nodding, some are saying tamuziva tamuziva, she is quite popular at Sisk Business Centre because she is very talkative and vane pamuromo mai ivavo. Some call her Mai Maxson or Promises and Lies because she lies quite a lot.
So this day she was fighting MaiP, but MaiP mune munyamawo futi, moti mazviwanira boyfriend yenyuwo, Promises and Lies pfacha wotomudawo, kusvika pakugwa here amana.
Fighting for someone's boyfriend, hee ndewangu akambonditarisa kumeso tiri mu Que yemagetsi mushop maMhofu aaah Promises and Lies usadaro nyarawo mhani.
Siyiravo MaiP vambodhlavo vakomana, vofurirepivo.
Namai vangu Shava kudai, Promises and Lies kusimudza chibhakera nembama kurovera munhu boyfriend yake, kwakwakwa, bhuuutsuuuu, ikoko kumaSaloon in full view of everyone.
Some came as far as Aphiri where you stay to come and witness the free drama, kukwinya dress kusvika kumusorouku uku chaiko, babaangu diro iwe, I feel pit for you, ndinohwa gomba, worse for your husband.
HOTH met Joe your husband this other day MaChigudu muya, haa izungaigwa chairo, mamoyo usadaro iwe.
You even brag that Joe will not do anything to you because you stay at your parents' place so akada kuita manyawi unomufaya.
So Joe decides to stay away from trouble, away in Chipinge down uko ku Southdowns even during the holidays he sometimes does not come to see their two children, anongogarirako.
At one time HOTH heard Promises and Lies telling this other lady wekuPhamarcy that she can beat Joe if he wants to be big headed.
So Joe now keeps to himself, yes in his own shell otherwise he may be pummelled by Promises and Lies.
But, paSisk mukada kubura munombobura, this other lady who was blessed with a baby last year and the baby belongs to two men, yes two big men are paying maintenance for the baby.
She gets in town every Friday to get money for the baby's upkeep from this other employee wepa college wekuAccounts uyu Milizve nawedu mudharaaa, wekumagetsi, hokoyo neZesa unetsva.
As Vero usadaro iwe two men, vakasimba kunge Lameck, manje uchavingwa namai VamKwakwa vakatamba yaLameck.
Mili mili namukoma, mwana ndewani asi, Vero unodawo Rugare iwe.
Toonana next time. gossip