• Latest News

    Sunday, 4 December 2016

    Enkeldorn Chief distributes First Lady food to girlfriends



    Kkkkkkk maChief enyu aya Mhama!
    And by the way Hoth hurts bullies whatever form they take.
    Bullies are like Matthew the tax collector in the bible! I mean Mateu, oh yes he was a bully, wearing jacket and tie like a statesman and yet plundering people's hard earned money in the name of the State.
    Kkkkk tax collectors, hypocrites! Utter hypocrites! Wicked! Thank you Jesus for saving Matthew. The public held him in high esteem and yet he was rotten to the core! Nhaka zvangu Chasura!
     And Oh Lord there is this bully of a Chief in this English town of Enkeldorn Kkkkk, pamberi ne Zanu! Kwaaa! Ehezve Engiridhoni hamuizivi here kwanga kuna amai mazuva mashoma apfuura!
    Yes, this short talkative know it all Chief. Ndiro dambudziko rokuita mari munhu wakura! He still puts on nylon suits; pwati asi ndavasarura, no Hoth has no discrimination, handina Musarurwa ini, vanhu vese vakangofanana.
    Come-on don't tell me you don't know this chief who once hid wheel chairs for the disabled and refused to distribute them until ZBC cameras arrived. Ehezve uyu wokumbovhura ka take-away ipo pamapurisa paya in Enkeldorn and was so ambitious that he wanted to compete with Chicken Slice. Kkkkk the take away closed after three months, pwaati!
    Makadiiko Senator? Mwoyondizvo, murozvi mukuru!!!
    Inga munoshuta mafilm baba!.
    Handiti Mai vakauya nemarori echikafu chakawanda pavavhura bridge apa. Oh yes because it's her home area so she brought more than usual. Murwizi imo muya maivhurwa bridge ndimo vaitokweshera man'ga kkkkkk. Nhaka zvangu.
     And this Chief was all over the function; hama yepedyo, kkkk self appointed organiser! He was in the thick and thin of things!!! Kwaa mhama don't trust that chief, svitsotsi. He is a thief!
    So the thief managed to steal a truckload of goodies and this last week it was seen all over delivering the goodies to dozens of his concubines dotted around the district. Kkkk Chikomba, yes Chikomba district.
    Oh yes goodies for the poor. Brought all the way from wherever by Mamha!
    Oh yes Mamha, whores and not the poor are feasting on your sweat. Ehe ziya renyu mhama ronanzva naSenator pwaati!
    And this last week the man was late for a field day and a man was sent to look for him. He finds the chief's car parked at Hokonya Business Center. Eezve, this business centre which is along the road to Murambinda. The man walks into the shop, wanike aikaka, varozvi vakapera nenda.
    Mbudzi pamamera! Musadaro Senator! Dzorai mwoyo Dhewa! Nevasikana vemashops here veduwe!
    Kwaaa makadiiko mu Chivhu umo. Hoth retreats! Trusts that mese makawana zvinhu zvamai kwaaa!
    gossip
    • Comment on The Mirror
    • Facebook Comments

    0 comments:

    Post a Comment

    Item Reviewed: Enkeldorn Chief distributes First Lady food to girlfriends Rating: 5 Reviewed By: Web Master
    Scroll to Top