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    Fans compose song in praise of FC Platinum goalie’s large manhood



    SIMBARASHE MTEMBO

    TRIANGLE -
    Not only has Petros Mhari managed to keep a clean sheet for FC Platinum but the goalkeeper has also given the female team supporters soccer jingles drawing inspiration from his large manhood.
    Mhari's manhood is said to be so large that it is equal to the length of two pints of beer bottles placed one on top of the other. These details emerged in an explicit court case in Zvishavane where two of his concubines fought in a beer hall over one of the country's best goal minders.
    And the female FC Platinum supporters stormed Gibbo Stadium where their team was playing Triangle, singing the jingle that eventually had everyone including the most ardent Triangle supporters singing along.
    "YaMhari ikakubata unobata musoro chete, yaMhari ikakubata unodeedza baba chete…," sang the women as they enjoyed the game.
    Eventually it was the song of the day and it had by the end of the game spread like veld fire, what with FC Platinum beating Triangle 1; 0 at home. And to make the victory sweeter the team's current hero Mhari did not concede a single goal.
    Zvishavane Magistrate sentenced Memory Dhlomo to four months imprisonment for assaulting Agilet Shumba after the hearing of the case in which the two
    women fought over the goalkeeper's manhood.
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