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    Sunday, 16 October 2016

    Army chief finds wife, boyfriend nude in bedroom


    HOTH is patriotic, you see! I am not speaking in the sense of patronised patriotism where when crumbs fall from the table one jumps and says all sorts of pamberis, pasis'; hezvokos; bwaas and all sorts of that kind of junk mantra!
    I talk of the real brand of patriotism where you are so poor, you stay and live under a Gum Tree all your life and you still say MY ZIMBABWE. Kkkkk nhaka zvangu!
    Hoth loves the Army for all the protection and peace he enjoys under a roofless home. Kkkkk nemiwo mapurisa Hoth loves you, for law and order. Oh yes Mangonjo, Kkkkk but corruption mhani. Yakadii minda yenzimbe Chef Kwaaa?
    But as much as these guys are important; they shoot films; top class Nigerian films Kkkickiest!
    There is this very senior army officer; aizve musasekazve, hazvisetsi!
    Oh yes, he stays at this very prominent barrack in the Ancient City. Discipline, discipline munoiwanza Chef! I have always told you; discipline haidi kudaro mukanya; ehezve this esteemed commander is of the Shoko totem.
    Vambire, vachovhi vehondo! Makadiiko Chikerema, Kkkkk dzakadiiko ndege, varidzi vematenga. Kwaaa!
    This young soldier quickly rose through the ranks and now commands a whole section and stays in a suburb exclusive for decorated soldiers. Hamumuzive here uyu mupfana unobva Mberengwa uyu. Svitetezve isvi svinenge svinonyimwa sadza isvi! Kkkkk handsome and always quiet and pondering!
    Too bookish mupfana! Mudzimai unoenda namakorokoza hedu! Timukire apo!
    Makadiiko vaMasibanda; ehezve the wife is of the shumba totem. Vakadzi venyu vekwaChivi ava! Havagutswi neimwe! Chimwe chii, mbambairazve! Wegona Chitova!
    Ehezve marizivazve iri dhafu refu rinofamba nemasofa aro! Ehe iri remasofa pazhe!
    Call the husband Zungaira, because svakangozungairavo svimupfana svacho! Call the wife Remember; she must be reminded of her poor as a church mouse background.
    Zungaira recently went to Gweru, ehezve that's where the biggest training centre for the Gunners is. Zungaira had to be there for several weeks, somunhu wacommander. Ndivo vakomana vanobata Batallion rose hedu. Vahombeka, all military engineers salute him, that's how big he is!
    He commands a whole batallion.
    And remember who is a teacher in Mt Darwin remained at the family mansion inside the military barracks!
    Paita mukana ka apa! Masibanda called her boyfriend, another teacher from Mt Darwin to the Ancient City Kkkkkkkk! Teacher voku Mt Darwin pfacha mu 12 roomed house which has an ensuite Kwaa!
    In case you have forgotten Mt Darwin; this is the place where this corrupt, uncouth woman who works at the VID comes from! Oh yes that woman who thinks that working for VID is the best thing that ever happened. By the way she is still receiving lots of dirty money!
    Oh yes it is those people who when they come from the back of beyond of rural areas who whenever they get into town tell people that they are the best thing that ever happened.
    He-e we are the best he-he we are going to change this, he-e the best thing that ever happened to Masvingo. Aaa iyemi? Fokoro mhani! Now what do you say when everyone is laughing!!! Kkkk
    So this teacher enters this house, in broad daylight.
    And soon he is whisked into the bedroom. Bedroom raCommander! Varozvi vakapera nenda: He was shown all the utilities, the toilet inside the bedroom. Toilet iri mubedroom baba! He was also shown the Jacuzzi inside the bedroom, Chasura! Chati bwege!
    Mukomana weBuhera wapinda muMasvingo! Baba angu Dziva. There is also a piece of sofa to relax!
    Then MaSibanda asks him to undress and take a shower right there in front of mirrors. Mirrors everywhere, in front, at the back, in the roof. Mirror, mirrors everywhere! Teacher wokuDotito! Kwaa!
    Ehezve makambozviitira makadai here? Kkkk. No never, he has never done it in such a place!
    After a small battle, nani mumwe futi? Teacher weDotito relaxes on the bed and watches TV with MaSibanda on his side and the maid bringing in all sorts of food.
    It went on for days until Zungaira got wind. He opens the door at midnight and straight to his chief entertainment room. Ehezve, this is a security man, he has keys to every door!
    And there they were relaxed, naked in birthday suits, watching Nigerian movies. Obviously exhausted. There is no sign of gloves. The fight was bare knuckle. Baba angu Shoko!
    Kutambira bhora pamubheda waCommander, apa musina shangu, muchidya chikafu chaCommander! Asi MaSibanda ka!
    How dare you? Apa chikomba chinouya ambuya varipo! Baba angu mbweya! The mother-in-law allows her daughter to keep a boyfriend in her son-in-law's house.
    The Commander plummets the wife. He is a disciplined man as Hoth said and he doesn't touch the Dotito teacher who claims the woman told him she was on separation. Discipline yakawandisa mukanya, mungadei makambobatabata munhu!
    MaSibanda pleads with the hubby that she did it because she had no chance to enjoy her teen ages. Oh yes she says haana kutamba humandara.
    Nemiwo mukanya, basa nderekungoenda ku GZU muchitsvaga madegree noku Military academy, mainini vanodavoka nguva yavo ava! Haikona kungoita basa rekukiringa mabhuku, kiringaivo mainini avo!
    Now the divorce is yawning! Masibanda are you going back home? Definitely! Remember your poor background Kwaaa! gossip news
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