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    Bikita businessman’s wife runs away




    Nedzoi Mr Believers. Indeed here are Hoth's commiserations. It never rains, it pours, ko Satan unodarireiko nhai Bvumavaranda?
    Manzi madii?
    Why is this story of riches to rags always after you? Kkkkkk Hoth knows you belong to a big Church though but Ummm this time enda kuna'anga mwana wamai! This is too much to be something that is coming alone.
    HOTH is back at Country Growth Point Kkkk, He returns after two months to find Mr Believers, ehezve Mutendi mukuru in deep trouble. All flirtations are gone, oh yes this flirting with every harlot one can find in the bar is gone.
    Oh yes the Magistrate is gone, she wedded a few months back. Manga majairazve kutsvodana naMambo in public places. Asi Boers? Oh yes his first name is Boers and the surname is Believers Kkkkkk.
    Yes it's true, a few months ago he would kiss a whole magistrate in the streets, in the car, you name it. That's how powerful he was. Kissing My Lord in a public place! Asi Boers?
    You wanted a good ruling you would go through Boers and if Boers committed a crime he will always walk away scot free.
    Boers was that powerful.
    How are you My Lord, how is marriage. Matrimony? Ko ivo baba havo? Kwaaa weGona Chitova!
     Ehezve kutonga kunoda experience, feel the heat of the kitchen then you will make appropriate rulings. Mukambotorerwavo kamurume ikako Mambokdazi! Kwaa nhaka zvangu!
    Yes get someone to snatch that better-half of yoursand you become THE magistrate.
    So for Boers, the magistrate is gone and the wife disappeared two weeks ago. She could not stand it!
    Ungagarire izvozvo here nhai Madhuve chishongo, kuti kumusha wakasiya wapisa. That's it, call it quits if a man marries you and make you stay in a makeshift hut behind Jaboon's shop! Varozvi vakapera nenda!
    Munhu aive nemabhasi, nemashop nhasi wogara mutangenwa? For what Madhuve. Just to say Until Death Do Us part, fokoro ngazvigare! And to make matters he is flirting with every whore at Country Growth Point.
    Boers is not just a Cassanova but an abuser who beats up the wife. Sorry hako MaDube.
    So one early morning last week, Boers arrived from the beerhall in a rage of fury intending to hit the hell out of Gladiano, baba angu zhou. He kicked the door open, hit the walls with fist but not even a fly noticed him.
    He entered the bedroom and floated and jumped like a butterfly but still nothing flickered. He went to the bed, there was nobody. The room was yawning like an empty grace.
    Rage turned into despair. Where are you Gladiano?
    Dziva rakapedza vakadzi! Gladiano is now down South as we speak. Ehezve, svava kutobika zvasvo mapoto sviriyo. Hanya nani dhongi rekwaChivi!
    Kutyei mwana wamaBhucha kkkkkk! VamaDhube manjenje vakapinda bhawa nokushushwa Kwaaa.
    There you are Boers now you spend the whole day gambling in the dim backyards of Nyika. Chisingaperi chinoshura!
    Handei tinotenda tiri kwamutendi nhaiwe Gladys.
    Kkkkkk next time paZaka rinopisa! Mori kupa nei gungwa?gossip
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